Those fuckers. Really just ruined one of my favorite stories from radiolab.

Yes.

OF COURSE.

Derek Morgan, I had faith in you.

And you are still missing all of the ex-bachelor/ette contestants. So many of them do it but Andi is the worst (of the people I follow, which is embarrassingly a lot of them...) Case in point:

Guys. My mom got a goldendoodle puppy and I get to meet him tomorrow. I’m dying! I plan on rubbing my face in his little fluffy curly belly until I asphyxiate and die. WORTH IT.

(at least according to how the show was edited), her magic just didn’t really translate that well in the photoshoots. She/her pictures were honestly pretty disappointing given how gorgeous she clearly is. She had a rough time with their super mean and wacko photoshoot director, who was a total dick to her, but I think…

This is me right now for real. When he did the hula I started having feelings I can’t explain. Except to say they were very sexual. It’s like he’s especially hot when doing the less masculine dance moves? I don’t know. I can’t handle it. Send halp.

YAS.

My husband came home right as cupcake was saying she was a mess and my husband was like god that guy’s an asshole. And I told him, to be fair, she pretty much just spent their whole date crying after about 2 minutes of pleasantries. So yeah, she's a mess.

Long live the Bens.

I’m devastated. He’s the only one who ever said anything interesting about himself and actually opened up. That juxtaposed with his big muscles hulk body was like a grade-a swoon recipe.

Not in my mind space he's not ;) (that's a sexually suggestive wink face)

Yeah I agree. I wonder if those people get the reassurance early on and that’s their way of coping with their immense discomfort with the situation, whereas people who don’t get that reassurance will blow up or be cruel or something like that? e.g. The difference between Shawns reaction and Ian’s reaction? But, then a…

There are still a bunch of dudes there, even though it’s down to 5, where I’m like “who are you even?” But let me break it down for you...

Yes. Some seasons require a lot of wine drinking. That’s how I survived Juan Pablo and that’s how I’m surving this one. Well wine and Ben’s face. Everything else is dead to me (including many brain cells).

I feel like the people who have stronger connections early on, and feel like they’re #1, like Britt did last season and Shawn this season and even Nick on Andi’s season, always end up needing more and more and more from the person. They’re set up to feel overly confident and then have to watch the person keep going on…

I’ve been with my husband for 10 years and have many the harmless crush in that time. My husband acts like he has had zero but isn’t bothered by mine. But I’ve had the anonymous crush to end all crushes since we moved to our current city. THIS MAN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE IVE EVER ENCOUNTERED. I’m pretty sure…

That argument can be made for just about every racial/ethnic group. These categories are huge oversimplifications in their very nature. I don’t at all disagree with you about that and that was the point I tried to make about masking diversity that might exist within one of those groups. You could have a group of white…