OMG ZETUS LAPEDUS

I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS DAMMIT

I had forgotten that kiss existed. I hate you.

I think we all have confirmation now, that Jor Jor Rodgers peaked in highschool

Has anyone made the “I took a pee in Ibiza” joke yet?

So I guess you could say he... 😎 took a piss in Ibiza?

My tits would eat that shit for breakfast.

Ellie, here for you in this trying time but just cause it’s not morning here doesn’t mean it’s not morning wherever Ansel is (heaven).

UGGGGGGGH. Like I’m pretty sure everyone gets the whole “sex is good” thing, and the people with crazy sex hangups are NOT going to get any modicum of inspiration from hot young tan bohemians that lick each other and lay around in sand gardens. I would place money on the fact that they are not even a couple and are…

These sort of systemic changes, that get at the structure of an “old boys club,” while never sufficient on their own, are 10000% good news. How did this not happen decades ago?

Kara is correct:

OH OF FUCKING COURSE THEIR FIRST DANCE WAS TO WAGON WHEEL.

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

ANN PERKINS

Reminds me of an interview I watched last week on Crimewatch Daily. They interviewed Mitchelle Blair, a Detroit Mom who’d killed two of her kids.

He was such a fucking dipshit.

And then he tried to blame Carly for his shitty behaviour! “Oh, I had to fake it and blindside you because you said you were a runner so you would break up with me if I told you we were going too fast for me.” Dick.

I read every single ‘Everyone Who Cried’ and had no idea, in the end, I would be the one who would cry the most. Stay strong, Carly

If you watch the After Paradise special, Kirk comes off looking even worse. Carly said the night before he dumped her he was talking about how excited he was to meet her parents, and how he “loved where this was going”. POOR CARLY!! :( I would’ve been so devastated.. I definitely shed a few tears myself.

“Samantha, a Real Doll brought mostly to life”