how dare you, sir. THAT WOMAN IS A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST

we, um, ate a lot of taco bell my senior year.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY: I INVENTED SPAGHETTI TACOS

If a Jez writer does a post and a man doesn’t approve of it, did she really write anything?

Yep a good therapist says “It seems like the issue(s) that brought you here are solved/dealt with, let’s talk again if you need to but for now you are doing great”

Yes! It means “Ew, gross, she can walk in them without breaking anything. Does she even care about my boner?”

Can we talk about the real tragedy of this piece, which is that it is so hard and scary and difficult to get yourself to go to therapy in the first place, that the absolute last thing you need is to worry about your therapist judging you and your clothes and appearance, talking about it with his coworkers, and writing…