Would that ‘twere so simple.

To a certain extent he had the same problem that DeHann had in Valerian: he just doesn’t look like a space cowboy. (although Dehann’s actual performance was much worse).

I disliked Solo, but didn’t dislike Alden. But I can’t disagree with your sentiment. He was fine, but not exactly magnetic.

In a movie with sooooo soooo many problems, Alden was ultimately one of the least problematic things in the movie.

He was AMAZINGLY good and funny in Hail Caesar. Just delightful and I hope Solo didn’t put too much of a stop in his career. 

THANK YOU. I thought I was the only one. . . I was very distracted waiting (incorrectly, it seems) for that shoe to drop.

Did anyone else think that they were going to reveal that young woman at the end (from the rebel group or whatever on that last planet) as her & Woody Harrelson’s character’s daughter?

Honestly, I don’t know what’s up with Alden Ehrenreich because there seems to be something... but he’s so, so good in Hail Caesar and just based on that I could see why they’d consider him for Han Solo.

Yeah, but at least you don’t have to appear in any more Solo movies, so there’s that.

A = Absolutely Watch This Now
B = Be Sure to Watch This Sometime
C = Could Watch This or Skip It
D = Don’t Ever Watch This
F = Fuck it, I Dare You to Watch This

Seriously, that movie isn’t talked about enough. It’s a perfect movie. Simply amazing.

Really?  No reference to “Ghost World”, easily her best, most iconic role/performance, especially considering Enid is basically just a slightly older Wednesday Addams?  Ugh. 

I’ll wait for the sequel, We’s All That.

Well who do you think wrote his character?

‘whose interests include photography, horseback riding, grunge fashion, Kurosawa films, singing in the glee club, ranting against modern technology, and raving about the lattes at LA’s Union Station’

so he’s a 45 year old ‘creatives’ tinder profile made flesh?

F grades are reserved for the true fiascos, something that is so wildly miscalculated and offensive that there might be perverse interest in watching it.

Great, now I’m mad that Selfie got cancelled all over again.

Look around you. No one gives an F anymore.....

This seems like an F to me. We no give F anymore?

Hopefully this season does right by Lily Rabe, who hasn’t been particularly well-served by her stints on American Horror Story since playing the devil-possessed nun in the Asylum season. She always seems to play a character that has an interesting aesthetic, but ends up being pretty underwhelming in execution.