I don’t know why more people haven’t arrived here (the correct solution). Any female or male can be a 007; I suspect Lashana Lynch is going to crush it.

Kia dealerships are still shit, though. $33K for a $26K Niro is my most recent example of this. At least there there’s an actual alternative or twelve.

If you can’t live off the wages of a job, find a different one.

I have no idea what any of that is but it was a JOY to watch. Thank you.

They should start an OnlyFans. 

Same! Are you familiar with Dimitris Papaioannou’s theatre work? It’s not the same, but the trailer made me remember seeing (and loving) The Great Tamer a few years ago. Trailer below (probably nsfw due to boobs and wieners).

This looks phenomenal? As much as a tiny snippet can look phenomenal, but it does. Almost Robert Eggers-y. Super intrigued!

Chewbacca!

Al Gore?

I don’t think so? The Indiewire review (which is fairly brutal) specifically calls out the pacing. 

I’ve seen one actual review at Indiewire and ... they were not kind. 

Consider me tempted! We’ll take a slice of the sandworm cheesecake.

The costume design by Jacqueline West and Bob Ward is particularly fascinating...

Ten-thousand-billion percent agree. I think that’s why she’s so effective. No one convincingly disappears into a role like TS. No one! There are plenty of great actors who can do a lot, but she can do anything. I Am Love, Snowpiercer, Suspiria, Michael Clayton, fucking Trainwreck—she becomes those people, with no…

That was exactly my first thought—gahh, those tail lights look not-good now, but in two years they’re going to look terrible.

Of all the demented things I’ve read online in 2021, comparing Tilda Swinton to Steve Buscemi is by far the most egregious.

To me, absolutely. Swinton isn’t just beautiful, she’s strikingly so: ethereal, other-worldly, and utterly unique in a sea of “pretty.” She’s an icon. As with all subjective things, your mileage will vary, but Swinton’s done major fashion campaigns and graced countless magazine covers—just like good ‘ol Steve Buscemi.

Isn’t Rob Schneider Filipino?

These are the liberals who give sane liberals like me a bad name.

I raced down here to scream about Tilda Swinton (of all fucking people!) being one of the most visually striking women in film history, and you beat me to it. Again, thank you.