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Honestly, I would love to give Kanye credit for this, but he’s too self absorbed to have thought this through that far. The only important statement about this vest is that it was deigned by Kanye and goes with the whole military, industrial fashion aesthetic of his super boring clothing line.

This is great but still doesn't explain the "cover" that the author of this piece was talking about that Kendall was on but not Kim?

Of all the reasons to make fun of GW, his painting hobby is pretty low on the list for me.

Jack was born prematurely and has some issues with his sight....that’s why he’s wearing glasses.

They’re better at detecting vision problems earlier

I'm confused by this. Does he mean "my soul" as in my, Perez Hilton's soul? Or is it for his daughter to refer to her soul?

Insert raises hand gif.

Pass.

Why does he look like the grinch?

SAME! During yesterday’s episode I told my boyfriend, “I am confused and disturbed by how attracted I am to Roose Bolton.”

Yes! My favorite Tywin scene is when Cersei comes to him all butt-hurt because she feels like Margaery is manipulating Joffrey and he’s like, “WELL AT LEAST SOMEONE IS.”

backstory: Walder Frey offered Roose Bolton his choice of the many Frey granddaughters and a dowry of silver equal to her weight. So, Roose chose the heaviest: Walda. Roose is - as always - the coldest, most calculating asshole around.

i actually really loved tywin as a character even though he was the worst. like he was the perfect embodiment of all of his children (successful warrior-jaime, ruthless-cersei, extremely smart-tyrion)

And his Dad likes em buxom.

Stannis has been growing on me. I kinda wasn’t sure what his deal was the first few seasons, but he’s the only person who seems remotely capable of seeing the big picture; plus, he keeps Ser Davos around.

I’m not tryna body shame but holy super skinny Ramsey girlfriend batman!

If anyone anywhere ever tried to give me white zinfandel, I would rip their throat out and eat it.

She saying that the fashion is geared towards the younger (broke, maybe) ladies, instead of the older women who have the funds to spend on expensive clothes.