Aww that’s good to hear that he’s sweet. At least he can always know that Madonna ate his ass and not Marilyn Manson’s.

I’m just... so surprised that you thought he was short. Like, have you never seen him in anything? He’s ginormous.

There was an interview with him in Rolling Stone a few months ago (maybe longer, I’m bad at time) where he said that he “requires sexual congress” no less than 5 times per day, but up to 10.

Nah, she dated Vanilla Ice. She even put him in the Sex book. She also dated Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray, and Dennis Rodman.

Wow. What a boring diet! No fruit! I would die without fruit. The monotony would kill me too.

Just for reference, here’s my mom being a badass. I love you, mom!

Wedding favors. We didn’t have any because I couldn’t think of anything I was dying to give people. I watched my friends freak out over the ‘perfect wedding favor’ and work way too hard and spend way too much money on something that gets left behind, tossed in a junk drawer, or eaten and forgotten about. So we just…

I would love to, but my fiancé literally couldn’t give a shit about 99% of the details. His party line is that he knows that he’ll love whatever I come up with because I have such good taste, and I don’t doubt that he feels that way, but I need a lot more than a “they both look nice,” booboo.

How about we trash the wedding tradition that says the woman plans everything while her finace occasionally “bloop bloops in on a flying saucer”?

Long ago, I was in a wedding and my friend shoved me under where the bouquet was headed. I reacted *appropriately* by trying to dive out of the way and kicking it as I fell down. It exploded. :)

That threw me too—I thought those cavemen were very down with devouring the wooly mammoth right off the North American continent.

You are so right. I work at a very liberal-friendly company, but at a location in Texas. We actually had to institute a rule late last year that you could not discuss your diet while at work. Waaaaaaaaay too many arguments, what with half the company vegan/vegetarian/paleo Crossfitters, and the other half red-blooded…

Nobody is insulting anyone with dietary issues. Simmer down, son.

I have a story about that! Once upon a time one of my mom’s grad students was working as a waitress in a trendy restaurant. One day my mom goes there for lunch while her student is waiting tables. Afterwards, the waitress is like, “You’ve got to try our chocolate cake for dessert.” The waitress brings my mom the cake.…

Diets feel more like cults than religions. I eat a lower carb diet because I have PCOS . And PCOS causes insulin resistance and it could eventually lead to Type 2 diabetes. But I’m decidedly low carb and hating it. But if you even mention in a low carb group that you detest cauliflower mash and that it is like paste…

My diet says HAIL SATAN

Paleo - meat hoarding not avoidin

That photo is way too recent to be John Legend! Come on TMZ

While I’m certain there is sexist hatred for Courtney, I also know the woman creates much of it for herself with her behavior toward other humans. Having had my business attacked by her personally for days on Twitter years ago, I can attest to just how crazy and MEAN she is. She bought some things from me, forgot she…