Also, if you’re breastfeeding and only eating 1200 calories, you’re probably not eating enough.

I think the trick is to not lose your body in the first place. You should try sewing it on before it’s too late. Sew it on to what, you ask? I don’t know. Just sew it on.

I am pregnant and live in fear of waking up one dark morning without a body. Then I will have to take my helpless newborn with me on a quest (with no hands - how am I going to do that?!) to get my body back. Any tips anyone has on hunting down the body snatcher or luring the body into a trap would be appreciated.

Lucifer reincarnated

I want that to be on Todd Akin’s tombstone.

One of the stupidest things ever said.

...of the 234 women recently rescued by the Nigerian army after being abducted by Boko Haram last year, a staggering number of them—214—are pregnant.

Well, there’s a big, fat wake-up call to anyone who doesn’t believe rape is a tool of war or that access to and control over one’s own reproductive care (including abortion) is a human right.

Ok, so now you know.

This is a much more reasonable response than the one I had to the above comment.

No, she does not mean it literally.

Wuuuuuuuuuuut?!

I like that you “showed your ass” without actually insulting anyone else in the thread or resorting to name calling. Hmmm

How does making fun of stripper clothing equal “demonizing strippers?” Stripper clothing generally is totally cheap looking tacky; that’s its job. When I was a stripper I wore pretty much the exact opposite of what I wear in real life.

How can you be so sensitive as to think that a joke about stripper fashion is synonymous with demonizing sex workers, and yet then turn around and throw a gendered insult at the woman who made it?

No, she’s not being “whorephobic,” and you’re being silly.

I’m amused you felt you needed to even comment, obviously it bothered you enough. I didn’t insult Beyoncé, ffs, so I can’t see why you needed to be snarky about it. It's perfectly ok for me to not understand the obsession with her. Get. Over. It.

Okay, imagine that I had said that the dress looks like it was stolen from the backstage wardrobe room of a low-budget Vegas musical. Would you accuse me of being Vegasphobic or throwing the women who perform in Vegas musicals under the bus? Probably not.

Eh. I doubt strippers would want to wear pasties and thongs to formal event at a museum. They’re not vampires who only exist at night in clubs.

Yes, those celebrities can eat shit too. I singled out Beyonce because she is the subject of this article and thread.