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Poor Tommen!! I wanted to hug him. He is so over his head and is like, “can’t we all just get along?”

Eh, Cercei is doing is less for the shade, more for Margaery trying to send her back to Casterly Rock. The shading didn’t help.

I will say the Red Queen telling Jon Snow he knows nothing at the end was pretty great!

The Littlefinger/Sansa kiss creeped me the FUCK out.

I don’t think it’s sunk in that there’s no more Tywin to bail her out when she’s reckless.

Thoughts on episode 4 (sorry so long, I have lots of thoughts guys!)

Especially nut allergies. Those and shellfish allergies are the most likely to kill you, possibly within just a few minutes. My aunt and stepfather-in-law both have serious shellfish allergies, and we eat a lot of shellfish. So whenever they come over for dinner we just keep the food we’re going to use in another

Everyone is drink!

You do. My brother cheated and I appreciate having found out so we (my mom found out too) could support my SIL fully and make sure he knows we don’t condone cheating.

I am also drink.

Gotta love having a mom that doesn’t give a fuck! My mom has offered to egg my exes house ( sat too far back from road or else would’ve done) and hide in the bushes at his prom and throw things at him.

I was wearing a red dress, perfect makeup and hair. I think the waiter was horrified at how big of a dick he was being. “My family has ... expectations...for my wife.” I kept my voice low and pleasant, never stopped smiling, and then let fly.

I dated a guy in law school who broke up with me, on Valentine’s Day, in a fancy French restaurant. Apparently he thought I would not make a scene in public. Apparently he had learned shit about me in that year we dated. I bounced a bowl of fancy little French pickles off his forehead, one by one, and the waiter

Oh! This isn’t like a break up story but I stopped hanging out with my bff because he was into me like that and became pretty possessive.

You a (justifiably) crazy bitch. Good show.

The asshole cheated and then broke up with me before I could dump him. And I was very angry so I called him a few weeks later and said I was pregnant. I let him stew for a week and then told him I needed $500 for an abortion. He paid and I took my best friend on a road trip and had the best damn time EVER

Well played, you cray cray bitch.

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I was kind of seeing this guy for a while. I liked him a lot. We were in our twenties. He was an artsy weirdo musican type, and had been living with an older hippie chick who had two kids. They had recently broken up, and he didn’t have a specific place to live. He was moving out of their place but didn’t know where.

Craziest thing I’ve done after a breakup? Gained 40 lbs, had sex once and a mental breakdown twice.

NYE 2003: Long story short, I saw my long-term boyfriend making out with my “friend” (LIKE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE BALL DROPPED so there was no excuse). I screamed at him but didn’t bother with her because I didn’t want her to know she could get to me like that (she was SUCH a pathetic attention whore who lived for shit