So another Playboy model?

Man, if I got paid $1.6 million every time I had an abortion...

I have so many questions. Why would this guy hire a clown college dropout like Cohen to negotiate hush money with a porn star? How did they even broach the subject to begin with?

I guess Cohen didn’t learn ethics....or anything at Cooley.

We’re going to have to come up with entirely new words to describe the turpitude of everyone associated with Trump and his cabinet. Simultaneously malicious, arrogant, and incompetent. I’m sure Germans have a word for it, but damned if I know what it is.

Why could Cohen have not come up with a better faux name for the settlement agreements? Hugh Johnson? Dirk Diggler? N. George Member? Rawling Dogg?

Speaking of RNC Finance – ask them about the part where the Romney family is supposed to be the “reasonable paragons of virtue” part of the party and Ronna Romney McDaniel is the chair, but the same evening of the raid of Cohen’s offices ... surprise! Stephanie Ruhle told us at 7pET that same evening…

I gotta say, watching the Republican Party implode is extremely satisfying.

I posted this on Splinter last night, but I think it bears repeating:

“Lordy, I hope they have tapes!”

I for one can’t wait for something, ANYTHING, to happen. my liver and kidneys can’t take any more abuse.

If he was in the habit of replaying them, then they were easily accessible. The Feds have them all!!!!!

Donald Trump did not write that tweet, he probably shouted it at an aide while sitting on the golden toilet. And they then paraphrased very loosely for him.

“I have agreed with the historically cooperative, disciplined approach that we have engaged in with Robert Mueller”

Another thing Donald and Arnold have in common!!!!

Yeah, Trump was a rich guy who presented pretty well in the 80s, and he very carefully cultivated his “playboy” rep in the tabloids. He was hanging around Studio 54 and the other hot nightlife spots.

Back in the 80s, he wasn’t horrible to look at and he did manage to charm a lot of women. He flaunted his “wealth” a lot which was part of the charm. I’m sure there is a large group of women that he was involved with back then as well as thru the ages ...

Bingo. Trump’s a cheap little shit. Why use his own money when he can use campaign donations from the rubes instead? The paper trail for all of that was sitting right there in Cohen’s office.

The key point here is not whether Trump has a love child; that’s salacious but not really that important. It’s that if AMI has a practice of buying and spiking negative Trump stories to keep them out of circulation, the money is arguably an illegal campaign contribution.

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.