Get these damn kids off my lawn!

Well, Michelle and Patrick seem like a couple of angry people in a toxic relationship, so hopefully they have a really good counsellor.

I’m so upset to know this.  She watched her own daughter’s sex tapes and picked the best one?  Barf, barf, a million times barf.

You be hating on Joe-tox but he is looking pretty fresh in that lil jacket and shades combo.  I think he actually has pretty fun style.

She also lost a lot of weight, but yeah her mouth be looking extra big lately, must be veneers.

Why is that bad-goatee-and-kewpie-doll-haircut combo so married to Von Dutch?! It’s weird.

Wow, I’m glad I watched that.  Incredible.

I don’t know Becky G, and I’m not interested in divination through cards, but her dress is obviously tarot cards, c’mon now!

She describes herself as disfigured.  I have no doubt that the hardened adipose tissue is uncomfortable and probably so noticeable to her that it negates the rest of her face, but she’s still lovely looking.

This is true.  If you can’t see the top of their head, they can’t be trusted!  Plus I don’t like being at armpit height of anyone around me.

She’s literally in the papers talking about how much it’s affected her in a negative way and made her sad. That makes me sad. I had an unexpected and very unpleasant change in my appearance a couple years ago, and I’m very aware of the despair it can cause. I don’t know how that’s condescending but go off.

C...G...what now?  No idea what you’re on about, mate.

I feel so sad for Linda.  She looks perfectly fine, she looks normal, she looks cute, and she can’t see it at all.  

Jesse Eisenberg is 5'7", is he going to be playing baby sasquatch? Or perhaps the Seattle SuperSonic’s Squatch?  He was known more for his mad hops than his height.

LMAO at “public donut” though.  Lick your own private donuts, Ariana!

The mini (the one I have) is literally the size of a postcard and only about 2.5 inches deep.  I have no idea what to even carry in it.  I have more stuff than that!

My MIL gave me a mini Telfar bag for xmas last year and I looked it up and was like, wait is this queer little plastic bag some kind of fancy thing somehow?!?! Apparently it is. I am cool now.

Wait, if the kids are already graduated, how old was she when she started having them, 12?  

He seems smarmy AF and all his exes look the same