They have to turn it into another Two Minute Democrat Hate, because that takes their sheep’s attention away from Ford’s sincere, heartbreaking testimony.

> he’s yet to do any serious damage to Trump

This is depressing AF but there’s a lot of truth to it.

I think that’s literally in the Old Testament somewhere. So, hey, God’s word and all...

Avenatti has his place. He’s a circus impresario like Dump, and, as we have so unpleasantly seen, that is how you get into the news cycle, and the news cycle has become the driver of political reality since we all live in Hell now.

There is no dissonance for them in this case since, as lesbians, they are both demons.

deGrom finished 10-9.  He had a WAR of +10.  So a replacement level pitcher would have been 0-19.

They’re an empty-headed pop group. They do empty-headed pop group
 things. The amount of apparent animosity they generate in OP is ten trillion times greater than the amount of time any of them will ever send worrying about it.

Not really. The GOP will call it a “youthful indiscretion.”

I stopped watching PTI a decade ago and I honestly had no idea it was still on.

The town needs to do nothing.  This bridge is a gift from Darwin.

> But it seems to me that virtually any ignorance about the felony sex crimes committed by your friend of five years is willful ignorance.

As a Cat Whisperer I have often been called upon to explain why all cats love me. I should mention that no other species even tolerates me.
Here are my guesses, in rough order of importance:
1. It’s probably just scent. My pheromones bring all the pussies to my yard. This is not teachable. Sorry.
2. Stillness and quiet.…

Bombays specifically are amazing at fetch and they seem to love it (although I always wonder whether their responsiveness is just some kind of deep neurosis). They are better than dogs when it comes to retrieval.  It is bizarre behavior for a cat.

> There’s a pretty standard (and welcome, and positive) set of social conventions that say that you should be able to attend a concert in the reasonable expectation that no one—including the lead singer of the band you’re there to see—is going to kick the shit out of you for doing it.

Do not urban dictionary “BPS.”

Be it herewith publicly known that, despite all the much deserved LOLMets antics, that turd is a YANKEE fan. Indeed, he is probably THE Yankee fan: their Ur-fan.

2025 Wikipedia entry for OITNB, in full: “Season 1 was great.”

It’s OK to ruin a life as long as it’s from the right direction. Don’t you know anything about The True Path?

It would have been fun if the Salem elders had had Twitter.