That’s baseball, Suzyn.

Will Your garbage preteen finally lift me out of the greys?

I have an idea. Let’s fill the next 2 years with precious pearl-clutching and pour acid on every single Democratic candidate so by the time we get to the general the Dump Truck runs over us again.

I usually LOVE your pieces, Albert, but good lord this one was lazy. A single joke, extruded end-to-end like a single, sluggard, Tesla driving thr—, shit, you have me doing it too.

> However, Davidson’s post probably has less to do with Kanye, or even Grande, as it does with drama-hungry fans who use social media as a tool to bond through both mutual fandom and tag team bullying.

BIG MAYONNAISE is slow to anger but relentless in their vengeance.

This comment ends the internet. It’s been fun, everybody.

1. Fuck Seattle. The Portland Winter Hawks deserve it more.

I’m a Mets and Mariners fan, so I don’t know what the rest of you fuckers are complaining about.

The last 4 lines of that poem are brilliant, and the poem concept is great.

To be fair, by now the guy is probably dead. Mick Jagger had some words on that subject.

This.

If I were Mario Bava I’d sue.

> Yet Buster Scruggs has a major flaw

Why assume he missed his chance, though? Maybe his prep advantage will keep giving him opportunities until he inevitably pots one.

Exactly.  He was like what if Shep was a nice guy.

You on the other side of the glass as I, Steve Somers, am schmoozing S-P-O-R-T-S.

And another, from the dreaded grays.

No. Somers is brilliant.

Malcolm Gladwell is a complete fraud. He stole his father’s mathematics theories and his mother’s sociology, made them into a buzz word salad, and monetized them. He was too dumb for graduate school in England.