No shit.
No male in world history could survive a review of the stupid things they have said / would have said publicly. Probably no person, though females actually seem to have less innate idiocy on that particular dimension — I’m sure they’re equally moronic in other ways.

Wait. A Deadspin employee likes the idea of public shaming?

Witch Hazel or GTFO.

I think Ryan said something like, “that’s a racist thing to say now what else can I do to further your agenda?!”

Oh, dude.  OP’s rhetoric occasionally strays into hyperbole, likely somewhat from autobiography and no doubt more because he knows his audience here. But he’s 100% correct on the merits. Take the glitz adjectives out and his nouns and verbs characterize reality.

On the other hand, YOUR willful blindness is the very…

And now I can’t see anything else.

Thanks.

This was back when some wypipo were ok. Before each and every one of them was collectively responsible for the worst among them. Come on, man.  Try to keep up.  #sowokeihateeverybodynow

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It wasn’t dumb, it was cynical. It was the Ponzis giving salary relief to themselves.

The Mets only look dumb if you assume the point is to win baseball games. If the point is to give an inept real estate family a toy to use to entertain clients in their real business, in which all decisions funnel back to the short…

Shit.  I guess it was the obvious joke.  Never mind.

Wrong. He’s deserved just one of the three lower league promotions he’s had. The others have been being pushed for merc sales.

He is a crap ballplayer.

> Loving others is not an option.

So, masturbation injury.

I’m sorry, is that covered by “don’t make the obvious joke”?   

It’s morons rooting for their own player unconditionally. The same thing happens when a black player gets a standing O from a white crowd after he gets back from a domestic violence suspension.

Not everything is political. Would that it were. One of the ways idiocy persists is the awareness of social issues takes…

Shorter article:

1. Humans rationalize to get things they want.

2. Women are humans.

I am not sure which of these statements is supposed to be an epiphany.

Why doesn’t this have a hundred likes?

Brooks had credibility way back when he wrote Bob Bos in Paradise. That’s a genuinely good read.

She’s an interesting hypothetical. On the one hand, she’s a risible illustration of the principle that all you need now is fame — that politics no longer has even a smidgen of merit left — it is all Q Score.

Doubtful.

Having debated with Phil at a public hearing on gun rights, I put the probability that he understood this was a mockumentary at under 1%. He’s media savvy but he’s also got a galloping case of the “I am a soldier in The Sacred Cause” trots. That would preclude him from allowing himself to be seen as anything other…

You would if it were up to me. But look at my color, brother.