LOL. Just saw this.

I thought it was shove your rival into a corner so he has to sell out to you cheap.

Careful with this shit. It actually is how Civil Wars happen and we can’t let that happen.

You don;t have to wish awful things on them. Just wish the consequences of the policies they voted for on them. That seems only just.

It’s not the country, it’s the third of the country who are fascists. This is our WW2. It sucks, but we get to fight it from home, at least.

Yes, because all whites are threatening and awful.

“Educated” was the one thing it wasn’t

Who would fight over that? Civ is better than both combined.

I really hope his next GF calls herself “C++.”

“Person famous for being pretty turns out to be stupid.”

Fittingly, it’s comment #2.

This needs to be the highest rec’d post in history.

Be sure you are not mistaken for being from Brazil and, therefore, German.

This is like Roko’s basilisk: an idea so dangerous all mention of it should be scrubbed from the internet.

That’s not diversity, it’s the Poors.

Nobody wants to be with the Poors. Have you met them?

It would be exactly the same reaction if they were going to teleport in West Virginia whites.

Guy who writes for Lifehacker and lives in Park Slope thinks r/fubar/ captures a city’s essence.

Tomorrow: how to pick a fiance based on her Pitchfork reviews.

Wow. Golf clap.

Dear Editors: Please save fey Slate think pieces like this for Lifehacker so I won’t accidentally stumble over them. Many of Ley’s other posts have been interesting but unless somebody stole his account he just sprayed us with a lazy snot rocket worthy of Gregg Easterbrook.

He stole his look from his father, Colonel Mustard.