Kwan was one of the most unlikable humans, let alone Olympians, of all time. This was truly a great day both for the sport and cosmic justice in general.

As a reminder: Deadspin’s business model is to start shit.

> though it’s a bit more difficult to suss out who won the fight.

Would it be impolite to point out that exactly zero people reading this article are the Poors?

To be fair, that sounds fine to me, too. People are great. From a distance.

An easy response that requires no thinking or anything but WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE POORS!!!!!

Well, I read the article. And it’s either childish and facile and a cry for an editor’s correction, or it’s just cynical and as such probably a wonderful example of the business model here.

We should lower the boom on Tammy Duckworth and Sherrod Brown because Winky McCleverlad needs clicks.

You have it. And for that interval you are also only the second shit-holiest city.

I’ll never give her a dime but the little ratface is charming, ya gotta give her that.

To map all the outlets in my house. Moved in in June, there are still a coupla switches that must be turning on the lights in a McDonalds in Bayonne, and there are at least four outlets which don’t get any power no matter what switches I throw, breakers I check, etc. No pattern, either — they can be top or bottom,…

Put them in Anacostia and let nature take its course.

We’re still in the very early days of working this stuff out and people are going to careen wildly around. My takeaway from all these awful exchanges is (1) state your side of the story, (2) state whatever apologies you genuinely feel, and then (3) shut up. Let the other person make their statements, don’t try to…

As of middle school in NY in the 70s, there was no wall peeing. We had our standards.

I love ya , Drew.

Yes, all men are getting attacked for the actions of some men. That’s because most people, male or female, are idiots incapable of making logical distinctions and motivated primarily by emotion. Let’s take that as read — it’s the backdrop of everything in our lives and the reason why reading a Comment section is an…

Death. Immediate and certain.

Ignore or do not. There is no try.

There’s an important difference. The decisive factor in the Boston character is its infinite parochialism: everything is Boston to those people in the way that say a prehistoric tribe living on a tiny desert island would have no other reference point and would simply refer all nouns back to the island, the coconut…

That’s Newton. Inertial frames are fine in Newton until you start talking about time, then you gotta pull the Jew from out the well.