Utah and Texas both go indy.

Just 2 parts. The South and the Prairies and Mountain States plus Alaska would steal Alberta and Manitoba and become Dumbfuckistan. The US would be the rump of the US and BC if they want in (they won’t).

Copy scat.

Just tell us who arrived together.

Well I’m glad you’re keeping up with the latter

So you’re saying: best store?

Well. It’s one reason.

Dr. Mrs. and I eloped. Single best decision either of us has ever made.

This is a perfect response and my god did OP not mean for it to go down this way.

Jesus Fuck. This is the scariest Reston story I have ever read.

I do believe you mean the War of Nawthun Aggreshun

New minivan = whitey (Reston)

There’s always a dozen different Peruvian chicken chains

How far west? Washington Cty or GTFO.

Deeply disappointed this is not truly a NoVa list — it could be any conveyor belt white well-scrubbed exurb. Read the goddamn Restonian for a year for Our True Flava.

Under the Lincoln painting, too.

As an old white men, I am in complete agreement with you, so please take it easy on the identity broad brushstrokes.

And the Lord said, “Verily, let the floodgates of misogyny open.”

Ice cold and pitch perfect.

It better be the “London Blitz,” is all I’m sayin.