Oh shit, you’re right! I’m confusing winning Strip Search with the bizzaro process they went through to vet, interview, and hire a new employee (wherein they ended up hiring his woman with really cool hair and her super quiet fiance).

Holy shit, what if the log song really WAS about wanting kids to play with his wood?!?

Oh goddammit. I loved “Ren & Stimpy.” On the other hand, am I surprised that the man who made it is a goddamn pervert? Oh hell no.

Oh goddammit. I loved “Ren & Stimpy.”

I know that Kate dresses them like that in public so that they can be semi-unrecognizable in regular play clothes the rest of their time. He can get away with it now because he is absolutely adorable. But if he’s still wearing that in twenty years...? Yikes.

I think even at 9 months, she will still be closer to a Honda Fit... She’s itty bitty!

Aah, now I see my mistake. That sounds like a good deal!

Oh dear God

I’m bad at math, but not that bad.

It’s $50 per year.

$50 per year, not per month.

For real, sometimes it’s really disheartening to read all the posts about people who are wondering if they’ll “only” be able to retire at 50. My guess is that a lot of the same principles and themes will apply, but perhaps with a more practical edge for people who don’t need to know what the annual Roth IRA post tax…

Oh Hildi. She was the other tool. One woman didn’t want an Asian theme in her house. Hildi found an obi, made a valance out it and themed the room Asian. She was supremely awful. I of course, love Vern.

“My girlfriend is talking about getting married but she only earns 125k and I’m about to hit 200k with bonus. I’m worried that she’ll drag me down and it’ll affect my standard of living. How can I get her to earn more money?”

Yep. “I’m 25, make $150k a year, and only have $200k in savings. Am I on track for retirement???”

HHe couldn’t be worse than that crazy wooman who glued hay to the wall. I think they actually got sued over that one.

I was in my mid teens during the original run, but even now I can remember the visceral hatred I had of Hildi’s designs.

Does anyone remember “Moving Up”? Doug was the host.

Meeks was charged with robbery and corporal injury to a child. Meeks had violently assaulted a 16-year-old boy.

Eh, she’ll be fine, after he inevitably cheats on her after mooching for a while, she’ll go crying back to daddy who’ll pay off her divorce bills, and she’ll move to the next awful decision, while leaving her kid to be raised by the babysitter.