The more you earn, the more you spend. You know how it goes.

Imagine killing four people, being handed a get out of jail free card and then getting arrested because you ordered a Dominos pizza. I know, there is much of horror in this story. But seriously. Dominos. The Walmart of the pizza world. He got picked up because he ordered a pizza that is not as delicious as the box it…

“It’s not like they hand you a Washington how-to guide when you get off the plane.” There are etiquette books, apps, classes. Google etiquette in DC and there are hundreds of thousands of results. Readily available.

She left her dogs in LA for months because she thought they were happier there. But she missed them! So normal.

She named one of her dogs Beersie, short for De Beers. She is SO down to earth. What a normal, non “drinking the blood of the peasants” gal she is.

I think I’m having a rage stroke. So very angry.

MSU grad here. This is why MSU won’t be getting any more annual contributions from me...not until they clean up their act. It’s one thing to have acted badly in the past, quite another to still be acting like a creep institution. As a two time survivor of sexual assault? Fuck the administration of MSU.

I am David. Head clutching David. Also? Rick Santorum is an ass.

I hear you. I’m one of five. My parents saved money (evenly) for us all but by the time we started college that money didn’t even pay for a full semester of college. They helped my older sister with checks throughout her college, not large checks but checks. She worked and didn’t have to take out a loan. My brother…

It’s been all over in the US as well.

Poor Cate Blanchett. Living in that cave with no internet connection, no newspaper, no magazines, no TV news, and few visitors. I’ll bet that cave is damp, too.

Your regular dining out sounds complicated, though I’m sure it isn’t. In the midwest we do the split and throw in. As in, “The bill comes to $95, but I ordered two beers so I’m throwing in extra.”

It sounds like the well off friend is always suggesting and setting up the get togethers. If I am always the one who is instigating the social gatherings I start to wonder if the friendship is two way. I liked the idea of the letter writer suggesting a cheaper place. The letter writer could also be more proactive in…

Buying property. I was older, and I took a very creative path, but I got on the property ladder (finally). Am still there.

It’s like you read my mind.

How much plastic surgery does it take for Don Jr. to look the way he looks now? He did look a lot like Ivanka used to look then. Neither one of them looks much like it now, of course. Also, Eric looked much better then. Yeah, I said it.

I am racking my brain for a cause. I know there is something...

For me it was Starbucks. I have not used my Starbucks app all month. It’s not a huge impact but it is an impact. I only bought (most days) one drink, about $3.60. But some mornings I also bought the bistro box with the eggs in it (I think that’s $5 something). By my calculations I should only be up about $36 bucks,…

The bird feeder is surprising but it is mentioned with gadgets? I mean, my brain went right back to Cruella Deville and I’m picturing birds being lured to the garden only to be plucked and killed by some robot down coat maker. I can’t help it—she seems Super Duper evil to me.

Sessions is the worst. There are many, many people I’d like to see in jail. I have a list that rivals Aria’s. But dear Christ, can I please see Sessions in an orange jumpsuit. Is it too much to ask.