I cannot star you enough.

I doubt that anyone suggested flushing a hamster down the john. And it doesn’t matter if they did. No one made her do it.

No. No. An 8 year old could manage a better decision. No.

I have never owned a hamster, but I had a dog. And if someone had told me to shoot my dog (or let it go outside) so I could get on a plane? I would walk there first. With my fucking dog! Something is way off here.

I agree, but I do think that when you create a “safe” seat for either side, you can end up with a much more partisan candidate. So by creating safe seats for GOP, the real election happens in the primary when only a small portion of voters participate and once the tea party had their candidates through the primary the…

In girl scouts, we learned how to build fires and tie knots. We also learned to tie tourniquets. As well as how to sharpen knives. I’m not saying our leader was preparing to lead us into battle, but I’m not saying she wasn’t, you know?

You can love your grandparents. I’m assuming that this governor is not one of your grandparents. But if one of your grandparents made a political career of advocating racism, I’m opposed to spending tax dollars to honor that grandparent publicly. It doesn’t stop you, in your heart and your family, from honoring that…

That’s a great idea, Girl Scouts. I love Girl Scouts. Was one back in the day. And I’ve always enjoyed their cookies.

Yes on the contour, I was like, “Shallow, I know, but what is up with Hope Hicks’ freaking face?” She looks much older than her age.

I hope not. If they actually bring DACA to a vote in the house and senate (which now both Ryan and McConnell are promising) it will pass. It’s one of the only issues in the country which is not 50/50. It’s like 75 or 80 percent of the country that supports protecting Dreamers. Actually if Donnie vetoed it, I think it…

They have the ability to always take the eye off the ball because white people (and I am one) are so terrified that someone is getting something they are not they would vote for any old shit as a group. It works. That’s why we have Trump.

I’m looking at it. Passed barely with the dem majority and it cost them the house. And Nancy Pelosi, BTW, convinced her people to vote for it even though most of them knew they’d lose their seats. Nancy Pelosi is a bad ass and always will be.

Great question.

By the way, one reason they have such a stranglehold on the house is the number of states that are controlled by the GOP. They have nicely gerrymandered districts that are 100% GOP safe. And then, in those districts, tea party crazies primaried sitting representatives in some cases and ended up getting elected even…

My Jill Stein voting friend is still pleased with her Jill Stein vote. She says Hillary would have gotten us in three wars by now. “Aren’t we already in three wars?” asks I. Seriously, she is so fucking proud. It’s a big problem.

I have seen them all over in IL. Just talked to some very nice women last week who were registering voters in Evanston. Seriously, I have done that work in the past. What would be nice is if you could automatically register while you were still in HS like they do (or used to do, not sure) in NC. I would have…

If only I had a galaxy of stars, they would all be yours...

Yes. And that nihilism only works because, basically, the GOP says the equivalent of, “Sure, we’re burning it down. That way the gays, the feminazis, the blacks, and the immigrants won’t get shit! You weren’t getting anything anyway, because bias against white christians is the true problem.” By the time they finish…

And don’t forget, racism is the best GOP vote bait ever. Remember Willie Horton? I mean, this has been a winning formula forever.

No. Alabama shows that with a fuck ton of party support and money and work that a non-child molesting democrat can squeak by a child-molesting member of the GOP. Granted, I wasn’t sure that math would work, so that victory made me very happy, but I don’t know if that math works against a different candidate. It’s…