YESSSS, I love this

Wait? Am I not supposed to like this? Because I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

Oh man, I actually freakin’ love that dress.

FOUND IT! Remember Gunne Sax? This is not me... but it is my dress. It matched (sort of) my date’s BAND tux. Barf.

I read somewhere that she said she “can’t” moan any lower. Sorry lady, you absolutely can. Anyone can. The thirst is strong with this one.

Finally Millennial poverty pays off!

I interpreted the IG post in the same way. I have a feeling Chloe Green is bored with mere wealth and is now courting media notoriety for the thrill of it.

Also, heiress lady didn’t make a vow to anybody. I firmly believe the onus is 100% on the married person. They’re the one that made the vow to their spouse.

It appears that the only person that is shocked is his wife.

She knew, and she kinda doubled down on rubbing salt in the wound before slinking off in disgrace.

Not to mention he’s probably as dumb as a bag of hammers.

From the beginning this whole thing has been a bizarre and disgusting display of people fetishizing a guy they’d just as soon call the cops on.

Instead of the doctor telling you the sex of your baby at the ultrasound, you have them write it down. You then give it to a trusted friend. The friend either gets you a cake with pink or blue filling, a box of pink or blue balloons, a balloon full of paint or glitter to pop (Or shoot), and I think the Duggars had a…

Tip #1: Be American.

Glad these 2 found each other and saved the rest of us.

Not necessarily - there could have been another pregnant woman there, at her relative/friend’s gender reveal party.

Two guys with guns, so I’m betting family member involved in drugs. I won’t be surprised if I’m wrong and it’s a domestic, though.

What every gender reveal party really needs is a good guy with a gun.

Infinity dollars on someone’s ex-husband or ex-boyfriend.