a snake is fine.
dude you have bears there and even in a class room.
You know what, I am going to one day move to the fucking taiga, where nature is too fucking cold so that I don’t have to deal with this kind of shit. I like the snow, I like the cold, and I’m a lot more chill with the possibility of running into, idk a reindeer or polar bear than a FUCKING REPTILE. FUCK REPTILES.
Full sincerity here; we’ll miss you and your writing here. I’m continually sad to see so many brilliant writers leaving this place, but I understand. It’s tough watching this place get slowly defanged and made increasingly mainstream and Voxian, but damn if you all aren’t magnificent at what you do.
Damnit this needs more stars.
Hey, she made her bed, now she’s gotta lay in it. With the Cheeto powder.
The video of the protest had one funny moment. At first this tight formation of black-clad and masked protesters emerge from a veil of smoke and red flames in the distance, randomly chucking Molotov cocktails to either side. Then one of the first protesters walking by gave a big friendly wave to the people in the…
To be fair, the previous administration did book hotel rooms for this year’s POTUS. But they were under the name Hillary Clinton.
I think it’s because she absolutely refuses to share a room with him, and who can blame her. But maybe you shouldn’t have married a guy you can’t stand because he has money and can get you citizenship.
Can you imagine the vitriol if Michelle Obama tweeted in broken English “Hope everyone stay safe” or had Obama not booked rooms. The phony outrage of the right is one of the worst things about our country and if it’s not, it’s the shameless blind eye that they have all turned. Still waiting for an elected republican…
Top trolling from Chancellor Merkel. The partners of the G20 leaders were meant to be going to the German Climate Computing Centre which uses supercomputers to predict the effects of climate change. Trump was probably grateful when the protests put an end to that.
I’m convinced he wears diapers.
Melania is trapped in her hotel room. I would assume they don’t stay together when they travel? I assume they just do whatever will cost taxpayers more money at this point.
It looks to me like, if it were to happen here in the US, lots of people would have been shot (beanbags, maybe, if lucky) and scores arrested and denied basic rights, due to this hypersensitive admin’s FEELS.
I feel like it had to have been someone in the state department? Delegation rooms should have been booked in 2016 regardless of who POTUS would be. I like to think they were booked in advance and someone decided to cancel the rooms after Trump was elected and no one bothered to check/confirm.
Didn’t even... book... accommodation...?
They are probably both, seeing how drumpster worships capitalism in as far as he can profit from it.
The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.
If it’s just some crazy person ran into the place with no warning and dropped trou, I’m not blaming the restaurant. Or even if it’s another patron’s kid—again, not the restaurant’s fault (although comping drinks or something would be charming and a savvy business move, I wouldn’t demand it or anything.)