I’m especially baffled by the two stars. The body of the post vaccilates between “I go here because I have few options” and “I saw an anus” and “the food is microwaved weiners that take a long time”. Why two? It reads like one of those reviews that start with “I’D GIVE THIS PLACE ZERO STARS IF I COULD!!”

Sounds like the children are the only ‘free range’ items in the restaurant.

Ohhhhh, someone brought the tea! Also, that shit is nasty!

This is precisely what I came down here to write. The second I hear “mama bear” I go ahead and assume slightly nuts. Though they’re usually on the other side of the counter demanding to see the manager.

https://www.imaginevegancafe.com/ ps check the photo near the bottom — they FOR SURE are yodeling types

NOT OKAY. Seriously I cannot with people that do this, it is so unbelievably rude and vile.

You should be disgusted. There are a lot of gross people in the world.

I thought it was going to be about a toddler shitting on someone.

Not judging anyone here but is a restaurant an appropriate place for a mobile baby being toilet trained? Especially since most babies do love getting naked at any opportunity. Brings back memories of friend’s kid who Donald Duck’d every single day.

I don’t particularly like children, but part of what is so exhausting about interacting with them is the “DON’T WAKE THE MAMA BEAR!!!!” attitude of this type of parent. The best parents are chill, know their kids are wild hellions, and try to put some space between the kids and other people going about their days. The…

“she was quickly apprehended” is my favorite part

Truly, the most offensive aspect to each was the grammar.

Stories like this are why I love/hate living in Memphis.

Well, since the versions pretty much align, it would seem they’re both telling the truth from their perspectives.

I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…

I was in a restaurant yesterday, just wanted to relax and look at my email, had ordered and was chilling out at a table that I had chosen that was admittedly away from the rest of the crowd - and a woman walked to the back of the restaurant and decided to use the table smack next to me to change her kid’s diaper. No…

If the owners of this place want to keep their license they will keep a closer eye on any exuberant toddlers who disrobe and run around sharing themselves with diners.

What the hell did I just read?

Yeah sorry but if you can’t keep your child from running around naked in a restaurant, which is understandably difficult when you run said restaurant, you need to find childcare for your children. Not that hard. It’s perfectly reasonable to not want to be exposed to nudity in public.

That is a really delicious beef they’re working on.