Oh no, she likes Michelle Obama! So much respect for her. Now, let’s let daddy roll back all her programs and sit quietly when his supporters call her a gorilla (and much, much worse)...but, like, SO much respect. So, so much.

But complicit = being a force for good, no? At least that’s what she told Gayle King and she’s a white lady, so let’s believe her. In the meantime, Michelle Obama who advocated for healthy meals and healthier life style is a horrible black lady who is trying to take away our freedom.

Whoa! Slow down the party bus there, Gronk. That’s some unpresidented viciousness there. Was not prepared for that at all. Where are the morals?

You take that back! She’s for (rich)(white) girlpower! She said so in her book. On sale now at conservative booksellers everywhere!

So guys, here me out here. I know I might be veering into hot take land here. But just hear me out. I’m getting the feeling that Ivanka Trump, just maybe, JUST MAYYYYYYYYY-BE.....is not a very good person. Which when you consider where she came from, that is a truly shocking idea.

Potato chips in a microwave?

“Pleased as punch” is a strong expression to describe how I’d feel about any politician winning office, since I tend to disagree with all politicians about many things, and I think all politicians need to be checked constantly. But, given that she was by far the better of the only two plausible options, I absolutely…

having anyone respond to your spurious bullshit gives you an erection. That and imagining Alex Jones in a speedo giving you a cocoa butter rub down — those are the kinda sick things that get you off you fuck. Your post has no fucking relevance, it was just you feeling neglected and wanting to piss in the punchbowl for…

I legit love how Schumer’s people couldn’t keep a straight face after that last one.

guess they were the IT folks setting up the servers? Guess it fits with their InfoWars facts ... 

Using slave labor, duh.

I cracked up with them on the “I want to thank you for the opportunity and blessing to serve your agenda” because that... is exactly the level of ass kissing I expect. God... how can anyone take that seriously?

Ummm, she married Dick DeVos. Amway? They’ve been a scourge on Michigan for years.

Cringed when I heard her say that. What the hell does that even mean? Be scared of the US? We never left.

Somebody needed to do it. That whole thing was painful to listen to.

And what the fuck is Chao talking about? Is she willfully ignoring the years of job and economic gains under the previous administration, or is she truly just stupid?

Yeah but the DeVos-Prince cartel still swings a pretty big hammer financially, even if the Mercers donate more.

Sorry. Just don’t engage in any hilarious antics for awhile and you should be fine.

“We must stay focussed on moose and squirrel.”

Jesus Christ. The republicans aren’t just unpatriotic assholes anymore, they’re sniveling cowards. They know this man is batshit.