What in the Earth-shitting hell is going on here? She’s a very smart woman. Lisa Bloom is a very smart woman.

I’m flight crew. LGA makes LAX look like one of those fancy airports in Dubai or Singapore. There are Somalis and Iraqis living in NYC 5 years and when the fly out of LGA for the first time have severe flashbacks of Mogadishu/ Baghdad; start mumbling to the effect, “Thought I’d left this behind...”

I live in the city but always fly out of JFK. Except last week I had to take a flight to Boston and back on the same day and the best option was out of LaGuardia, I kid you not, I spent more time at that airport than I did in Boston.

on mother’s day weekend, i flew in and out of LGA. i said to my mom “this is the worst place on earth” as we slogged through that shithole. i was apparently premature in my statement.

Flew to NYC a couple weekends ago. I live in Atlanta. As cool as it seems to diss Hartsfield, it windmill dunks all over LaGuardia.

Your “reason” why is actually complete garbage. If you sit perfectly still all day long, you burn calories. These calories go towards staying alive. Your body generates heat, your blood pumps, you breath, you perspire, etc., etc. All of this requires caloric expenditure. This is why your fitbit (or any other…

TwitterAudit Says 67 Million of Katy Perry’s Followers Are Fake

She was at one time (don’t care enough to check whether it’s changed) an outspoken virgin.

SHE’S NOT THERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!

Exactly. Huma reminds me a lot of some of my friends. Beautiful, brainy, accomplished women who stay with guys who do terrible things.

Reporting from left field here to say I bought a JLo bra at Big Lots one time for maybe $6 and I swear it was among the best I’ve ever owned.

Jessica Simpson’s shoes are also one of the few fashionable* brands that goes down to 5/5.5 for women.

Is it these ones?

Goopy is oddly self aware of her snobbery, but gives no fucks and just keeps on steaming her vagina for her golden dildo.

Just like Trump is a poor man’s interpretation of what a rich man is, she is what a Pinterest Mom interprets as poised and sophisticated.

Wal-Mart epitomizes almost everything modern conservatives claim to hate. The stores are filled with products made overseas. Wal-Marts drive ‘family’ owned businesses into bankruptcy and have devastated small communities. The wages are so low they actually help their employees apply for government services.

This is seriously a trend here for redneck women in WV, so she might as well cozy up to Charter Arms:

Ivanka markets her stuff to a certain type of wealthy person. No, the head of a tech company in Menlo Park, or a fund manager in Westport wouldn’t be interested. However, the owner of the sand and gravel company in Ashland, Kentucky might think her brand is the essence of high culture.

Oven cooked bacon is inferior if you have good bacon, nothing beats pan fried.