I think you have lady parts so Pence would need some kind of permission from Mother or maybe have her oversee via Jesuskype.

Man, they must skip a lot of the Bible.

The military was the first institution in the country to desegregate its ranks. Sometimes, they can be on the forefront of change.

Doesn’t mean shit if Command doesn’t actually bother taking it seriously. Discrimination, such as LGBT+-based beatings, are illegal but still get reported.

We met Gloria Allred during the Women’s March weekend in DC. She gave my 8-year-old a big lesson when she was too shy to shake her hand: “no one can touch you without your permission”.

“I blame those evil women, who clearly wanted to be harassed for the money.” - Bill O’Reilly

The left and the media did not make you be a sexual predator, Bill.

Like on the one hand used dildo. On the other ANTIQUE dildo. I’m more than a little tempted. For reasons.

That’s the one (two?) thing that’s not included.

I want to like, put it on one of those stands for fancy magnifying glasses so it can be displayed in my office.

QUESTION: Why do (modern) dildos have balls?

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of racist drunkles’ voices wheezed out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Oh, 98% of the time I have my earbuds in and am simultaneously reading a book at the same time.. but there is that 2% of the time when I hear some bullshit.

Ha! This warms my cold, black heart. Today was a good day, with this and the Chaffetz news.

I could see Trump offering Bill a position. They’re clearly cut from the same douche canoe cloth. Besides, we already know Trump loves the snot out of him.

When you drive into town, the sign says, “Welcome to Haialea, n’s.”

“Who is this Artiles guy and why shouldn’t I meet with him?”

I’ve never heard anyone but racists say “I’m not a racist.”