Well, thank you! I have some spare slogans, if anybody you know needs one. Here’s my favorite so far:

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

‘She’s married, I’m not’

She’s just as contrived and phony as her loathsome daddy is.

The water class was great for my mental health more than anything pre-surgery. I was unable to move some days and it was a struggle getting dressed after class. Most of the class is elderly ladies who give no fucks. They’d come over, help me out of the pool, help dress me some days, and there was no shame. I cried in…

16th Century?

Mike Pence feels uncomfortable with its permissive social mores. Roll it back another 300 years, Mother!

Well, I mean none of Reagan’s second-term employees went to prison for aiding and abetting someone with dementia in the White House, so I think you’re right there.

What a surprising and shocking development. I bet her pending trademarks never crossed her mind while she and her family of grifters smugly chatted up China’s highest officials.

Man, thank God we kept the Clinton family from increasing its personal wealth through the presidency, amirite, guys?

Was the steak big? Was the steak beautiful?

ugh, it’s exhausting keeping up with this family of grifters

In some states a certified nurse practitioner can write prescriptions.

No one is “letting” doctors do this. A doctor can get their license taken away if they’re caught. The problem is this can be hard to catch.

A woman I know (NOT my friend; some lady from the barn) has a ‘script for Oxy for ongoing ‘back problems.’ She gives half to her boyfriend, who sells them, and uses the other half. She burns through prescriptions like a prairie grass fire.

I’m clean 16 days now from a serious bout of adderall/Vyvanse addiction. My psych nurse would give me multiple prescriptions a month if I said I needed a higher dosage (she knew I was a recovering addict from alcohol/benzos); obviously I knew what I was doing was wrong but when I got treatment the doctors were shocked…

Not precisely true, but as a chronic pain patient who has a bunch of beefs with how this is whole system is run in general, it certainly could use a brush-up. And of course, the biggest risk to people of becoming addicted to pain medication after an injury or surgery is.... (family history? temperament? age? cultural…

There are also plenty of doctors who write scripts for other controlled substances without doing their due diligence/negligently.

Funny, I though choice was kinda the whole point.

Michael Jackson all over again. What is it with crummy doctors and prescription fraud?