I’ve thought of that quote a lot lately. It’s truth becomes more important now, as you so eloquently put it, that we are playing so fast and loose with fourth walls.

Ann Coulter should really try it.

Melania is the embodiment of “long suffering wife compensating for her husband’s increasing dementia”. She looks exactly like my Grandma nudging my Grandpa when he’d fall asleep in public or say something embarrassing.

Somewhat related. Have you guys seen this shit? Trump is plugging a book that is titled Reasons To Vote Democrat and the entire book is blank. And it’s a best seller!!! And our fucking president is plugging it!  

OUR PRESIDENT HAS TO BE REMINDED TO PUT HIS HAND OVER HIS HEART FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING

It’s amazing how little Melania Trump smiles when she’s around Donald.

Wow, I wonder how many unpaid interns toiled under pain of death so “Melania” could “pull this off?”

How tall is Barron? Isn’t he only 10? He seems pretty tall for a kid who’s not even in Jr High.

Men are really good at saying whatever they feel like saying at custody, child support, domestic violence and rape cases.

This is such sweet relief to the parents of Newtown. It was an act!

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them.” —Maya Angelou

The photos I’ve seen make the attendees look like a very, very white crowd. Is this always the case, or is it something about Donald?

Yeah, she may have left him, but the point being that he was screwing around on her, and she’d reached her limit. The family-man act was just that, an act. What was on the air was the real guy.

Yeah, that one dude Lance Wallnau who was featured on here made a similar argument. He said (on video) that a cake cured his friend of homosexuality and made him repent for all his sins, then made another video saying that he was being misquoted and misinterpreted by the media. Uh, you posted a video saying those…

“judging Jack Nicholson in a custody dispute based on his performance as the Joker in Batman.”

The old “I was just kidding” defense.

Most are lacking one key quality rich-white-male privilege.  

This reminds me of how douche canoes act when they’ve trapped you in a situationship. “Oh wait, you interpreted my sweet nothings and faux commitment literally? That’s weird. I’m going to tell everyone you’re crazy.”

I used to buy into the idea that Howard Stern was “just a character,” and believed all that Private Parts bullshit about what a good family man he was, how much he loved his wife. And then he left her for a younger, hotter model.

People will take you at your word. Chose them wisely (asshole).