I think that’s what they thought because that’s pretty much what they said. To be fair, their kingpin got the top office in the land, so...maybe? I don’t know, this whole segment of reality has been very confusing for me.

Like these guys legit passed the bar exam. (Kidding. Sort of.)

Are you the eyed shill your name speaks of? I kid.

I read this morning that the jury is out (ha ha) on that. I only know that Nixon did not pardon himself, but once Ford was inaugurated Ford pardoned Nixon. I’m sure (because Nixon was a good lawyer) that Nixon knew a self-pardon might not hold up and because he didn’t want to worry about jail he picked a decent,…

I’ve been to Houston in the summer and I take my hat off to your heat. Jesus God, it’s horrible. I actually like Houston but you’re much too close to Dallas for my comfort. But I live in Chicago and I could practically throw a rock into Indiana. So don’t go by me.

Superdelegates are the party’s way of preventing a Donald Trump. If the GOP had superdelegates we might not have DJT as our president. So I’m not as anti-superdelegate as I could be.

He’s so smug he won’t join the party he wants to be nominated in. That’s some a-plus-level smugness.

Yeah, I’m with you. White person and fuck the endless analysis of White Working Class voters! No one cares. Similarly, I’m done with Sanders. He had his shot.

Yes, he is.

Most sex scandals lately seem to involve republicans?

Last I checked she’s a woman, so she won’t appeal to all the Bernie bros.

You think the DNC supports Warren? That’s...interesting.

I consider myself part of the resistance, but I’m not a Sanders fan anymore. I voted for him in the primary, and Hillary in the general. Bernie’s supporters bother me, I feel like my Bernie Bro friend (and my Jill Stein voting friend) both say the same things about Clinton that Trump and the GOP say. Why do I want to…

Fuck that. Fuck that running.

I’m not sure I agree with your communism comment, although I did laugh at the Irish/Jobs comment. The thing is, when I was a kid communism was the boogeyman. And when Obama was president, socialism was the boogeyman. I’m not sure that was an improvement, right to left-wise.

The right and far left meet at hatred of George Soros and Hillary Clinton.

I care about a lot of things. Healthcare, environmental regs, abortion rights, women’s rights, LGBTQ rights, etc. I will always vote for the person who is going to either do the most for my positions on those issues. Always. You do what makes sense to you.

Hon and Doll are the default calm-down words of my family, ____. Won’t say it, but I’m thinking it.

I’ve been volunteering for Democratic party/candidates since forever. I’ve knocked on doors, made donations, attended rallies, and showed up at demonstrations. I do it because (even when I don’t love the candidate) I will always go with the lesser of two evils. I like less evil better than more evil, always have.…

Someone who compares the two parties to soft drinks is just the kind of clever, original thinker we all need.