My car is a newish Toyota, which isn’t in the nice car range, but it has tinted windows. And I (a middle aged white woman) have yet to be pulled over even though that tint is dark...so very odd. Welp, must be just one of those coincidences.

Yup. That woman will be following up. I love how they didn’t have cards.

He only owns one oil painting of himself dressed as Napoleon? Piker. I own six. My favorite is one of me dressed as Napoleon and playing poker with a bunch of dogs.

Nailed it! And later that same couple will be looking for a vacation home.

Is it me or does it look like a little face? Like, the windows are the eyes, and down from there.

Who shaves a bear? Who is a bear shaver? That’s going to be my new phrase for kicking a skunk: shaving a bear. Because I bet it just pisses the hell out of that bear.

That is so not good. Any time wild animals associate humans with food it can work out badly.

Also, the outrage economy depends on adultery and its byproducts. I will write the first article about how Millennials are destroying the outrage economy, which is the only economy where the US of A is still leading the market. Don’t you love America, Mills? Don’t you?

That’s what I was thinking.

Ah, the car affair. So romantic! (Yes, I know it’s been done and often).

Are there many cheaper homes in CA than $300K. From my limited experience “million dollar CA home” seems mostly to translate at “home.”

That hat is doing him no favors. He doesn’t seem as hot now...

I’ve heard that as black bears grow more accustomed to humans they grown more aggressive. I’ve read that black bears have not (in the past) seen humans as prey or food and seem not to like the odor of human. But bears are omnivores and always looking for that next meal, so if they get used to “eau de camper” they may…

I think Ryan is done. But I’m almost always wrong about this stuff

Well, let’s see... Biden didn’t run, Cheney didn’t run, Gore did, Bush did, Humphrey did, Nixon did, and then it’s a bunch of guys I never heard of. Your question made me realize how much I’ve forgotten—I didn’t remember Quayle for chrissake! I think, though, that anything is possible for the GOP after this and they…

Yeah, it’s pretty clear in some of those golfing pics.

Yeah, it’s pretty clear in some of those golfing pics.

I’m guessing it has something to do with 1) all those vacant positions and 2) all those status quo shaking amateurs he’s got in the WH. 3) the fact that anyone who worked for the Obamas and is still there probably hates him so much they don’t lift a finger to help him avoid catastrophe. Guessing, don’t know.

Hey, a little respect for the president please. You hope it will haunt him to the day he drops dead on the GOLDEN toilet mid-tweet.

That made me laugh. Thanks.