Yeah but even there, Eric is just plain old ugly.
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It’s difficult for me to get past the “looks like a Nazi in a bad WWII movie, who you thought there was redemption for, but there really never was” look about him.
“Westchester had a major impact on my life,” Eric says. “I went to school in the city”
I know Eric is a scumbag and a crook, but I don’t care. Compared to his completely smug idiot older brother he has the intelligence of Albert Einstein, the charm of Tom Hanks and the dignity of Sydney Poitier.
My favorite is when they think wanting to have sex with women = ergo they love/respect women
Unrelated (maybe...), but that age difference honestly makes my skin crawl. I’m a couple years younger than Hilaria and I can’t fathom dating a man of that age (never mind bearing his children). But now I appreciate that they’re still looking at me...ugh. And Jeff Goldblum also has kids with a woman of my age. They’re…
She's glad they're going to their in-laws. LOL!!
"Dear Chuck: We are giving you until this evening to come forward and explain the exact circumstances in which you shit on the floor, after which we will publish all the floor-shitting stuff we know about you."
Lets look at the facts:
1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.
Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.
Especially considering that his entire career is accusing people of things without getting their point of view.
I was going to accuse him of applying his own pubic hair to his face, but I decided to follow up with him beforehand.
If Chaz doesn't have the decency to tell THE TRUTH about his floor-shitting incident by midnight tonight, I will have no choice but to publish personal information about him so we can all get to the bottom of this.
I'm not sure about shitting on the floor, but I do know he often shits out blog articles and calls it "the news."
The better question is, can Chuck Johnson prove he DIDN'T shit on the floor? Multiple times?
Good lord she is just a striking young woman. They're both perfect mixtures of their parents. Ignore the haters, girls. You're lovely.