It’s ok, guys bleed out their wieners too. Constantly! And nobody ever talks about it.

Why are you telling people women poop. YOU ARE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.

I would flush twice. Just to up the awkwardness factor.

Last week there was a guy in the stall next to me that was carrying on a full, professional phone conversation with a client with repeated plops in the background. I even waited to get up until he was finished so there wouldn’t be an audible flush.

Still not as bad as when they had the ice-dancers. They were literally Olympians in Dancing... on ICE!. DTWS actually lowered their degree of difficulty. At least there were two of them.

God, she looks like a baby. as the parent of a young child, it’s just incomprehensible to me how anybody can act so senselessly violent to them.

I gasped. I forget that 15 is still a child. I’m trying to picture a girl TWO YEARS YOUNGER than this girl, being grilled on the stand by the defense.

With this cast, they might as well just hand the mirror ball trophy to Laurie and call it a day.

Laurie is the only one who stands a chance :))) she is wonderful :)

DWTS is precisely the political echelon Perry belongs in.

Right here.

when this pilot was announced i asked jia if i should read the book because i know so many feminists who worship at its altar and she was like “NO... YOU WILL HATE IT”

Any straight dude who doesn’t either is racist as fuck or needs to see a urologist.

So I just read about Chris Kraus and her ex husband and the guy who is the “Dick.”

The Gender Gap in my town has closed. The Gender Banana Republic still thrives, though.

As a TL at a Target I can tell you that they already hire plenty of women. They just hire them all for softlines. Seriously. Something like 80% of women who get hired on at Target (for sales floor representation anyway) get stuck folding clothes. And 100% of the softlines crew in any Target I’ve ever been to is all…

Well, ok, but if men and women are making the same amount of money now then men no longer have to pay on dates!

Does she have the one cure for crime? No way - she has MANYcures.

That was a gun in his pants? I thought he was just glad to see me.