In my opinion, she is underrated as a comedic actress. She had great timing. I particularly love her in Some Like It Hot.

Marilyn had talent, Kanye. Sit the fuck down, clown.

Loofah...

Never has your surname been more apropos.

...and one to rinse your skink.

Bar Soap’s for the Shower, Liquid’s for the Sink, Two In the Pink, and One In the Stink

What about the intense war between washcloth users and non-washcloth users?

If you don’t know what it is, then how do you know it missed the mark?

I feel like this is at least the nineteenth one of these lame parody essays I’ve seen on this exact topic, with some variation of the same title. Why does Jezebel feel this is necessary to publish.

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

Whatever this is, it really misses the mark.

http://the-toast.net/2016/04/18/fat…

Monsters. Only monsters leave voicemails. You know Trump is one of those people who leaves winding, two minute long voicemails.

I feel like we aren’t really addressing the root of the problem: WHO IS STILL LEAVING VOICEMAILS in 2016?

Hey Hey Hey! Please look at how he was elected. He did not get a majority in either run. 37.6% the first time. 48.2% the second time. We had strong third party candidates. This is why I fear these morons who are all about voting third party because of their conscientious objection to Hillary Clinton. I’ve seen what…

I always assume if someone has a big issue with a specific town it’s because they got a large speeding ticket there.

Real dad:

But he is trying SO hard and he lets us stay up late on school nights! Give him a chance kids!

In the long run, he probably saved his kid a lot of maintenance headaches.

Jellystone Park gets no love and I thought this was a bear-friendly blog smh