Your so good at showing people there ignorance and stupidity two!

Oooh, ya got me again!

Obtuse: annoyingly insensitive or slow to understand. I would disagree with your assessment, as I thought I was being logical, but you seem to be much more clever than me. I must be dumb in addition to being a troll.

Oh, I’m a troll now. Thank you for informing me.

Doubling down, huh?

I don’t follow.

Based on your comment, I was really looking forward to laughing at ten (or maybe just one) “hold on, mans”...unfortunately, that quote was paraphrased (read: made up).

I don’t follow.

I don’t think you can speak for “any man” (read: all men) and I think you’re wrong about most, but I have actually adopted a 100%-sitting policy in my home in order to avoid ricochet.

By your logic, I might just naturally accidentally pee on a goddamn toilet seat that was left down in the middle of the night. I can assure you that has never happened and will never happen. I don’t get you people.

First off, your fractions are off.

Than then.

I’m 1/8 native American and you don’t believe me? Racist pig!

The funniest part is I’m not racist!

Misogynist! Get him!!!

Misogynist! Get him!!!

What a monster! That’s despicable!

He fits right in with the do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do crowd. He must be a huge fan of Rush, too!

The funniest part is that I’m not racist!

Uh...so racism can’t affect white males then? And also...how things make other people feel is wrong?