Are you sure? :)

Things we get pissed about: Interpreting the National Anthem Edition:

Yes all people who don’t like hybrids or hillary clinton are exactly like this man. Just like all people who think people with these stickers are crazy are perfectly normal model citizens.

He seems to be missing one:

Another bitter Bernie supporter, obviously.

Let it go, Bernie lost.

I’d request to press charges, just to take away his right to vote. Then he’d learn how tough it is to commit voter fraud!

Meanwhile at your local gym

lost in this is the fact that there is a cop out there unfortunate enough to be named Lt. Wrigglesworth

That’s low-hanging fruit

so glad we could watch a team that finished third in their group bumblefuck their way into a title, really made the time spent watching this garbage tournament worthwhile

The every-30-years thrill of some asshole getting what he deserves.

I came here to say basically that you can’t complain when you attempt to torture a dangerous animal to death and it shoves a horn through your vital organs but nothing I planned to say was as offensive as your “translation”

Jesus fuck, Tim.

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

What the fuck is the point of bullfighting?

Of course nobody wants to hear about the middle. Nobody wants to read a book about an average life, whether the writer is a man or woman. The fact that inspiring/overcoming obstacles stories make the most money has nothing to do with the gender of the book's author. But my point was that the writer of this article is…

I think the broader point is that sports memoirs can really only adhere to two distinct narratives: 1) Life is perfect! 2) I was horrifically abused. Nobody wants to hear about the middle.