He prolongs his life with box office receipts and merch residuals.

let’s take a pole: how many people think its unfair that they are having to pay for it twice?

“I’m no doctor, but I am a blogger and that right knee’s fucked up.”

It has a V in the face. It’s not personal.

There was like this brief window a week ago when I was willing to give the benefit of the doubt to the argument that Trump voters shouldn’t be dismissed out of hand as either A) racist or B) stupid as fuck because ... something, something, working class whites ignored for too long.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

“We’re going to build a wall. And we’re going to make the Dodgers pay for it.”
- Rockies owner

Worked with Dale Earnhardt.

I guess you could say that fence is so tall, it’s two Story’s.

Agreed on almost all points, except:

These ladies should contact me.

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

Bob Kraft’s latest screen test got out of hand.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

When I was a youngster I can recall not having power, so grandpa attempting to cook the turkey on the grill outside.

I have a Fantastic Thanksgiving story: