Sweet. Which costs more, the tub or 210 gallons of LA water?

I’m proud of you son

That moment when you realize social chair Braxton booked the Beta Butt Chug Formal on the same night that Entourage comes out on DVD.

I’m a lifelong Chargers fan and all I have to say is “Fuck you, Spanos.” America's Finest City doesn't need football. We have, well, everything else.

Kind of useless to apply gauze to something that is already dead.

Wow, Matt Leinart AND Huntington Beach are involved? It's like a douchebag sandwich. I wonder if they have Avenged Sevenfold play at halftime.

We have to keep digging! Since Leinart’s involved, odds are the story’s still incomplete.

Matt: “I learned it by watching you!”

To be fair most every enterprise or venture Leinhart is involved in will be non-profit.

Things got better for Oher after practice, when Sandra Bullock picked him up as he was walking home and took him back to her place, where she fed him supper and let him sleep in her guest bedroom, which has air-conditioning.

Michael Oher Says The Blind Side Was Bad For His Career

How oddly appropriate that Snyder has chosen to leave behind him a trail of tiers.

Refills.

Deflated balls. Testicular fortitude. A network of dicks. Sensing a theme.

Dave Kujan: First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let’s say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever’s sleeping is your man. You see, if you’re guilty, you know you’re caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.

A BJ with a rubber for $600 is the saddest crime in this whole story

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Nothing to be ashamed of. Every time I tell my wife we're going one more round before I put her to sleep, I usually immediately go to sleep myself.

Oh, geez. If the LAPD doesn't have a record of anything happening, they must have beaten the shit out of poor Shaw.

Indian rappers call each other Redskins all the time, so it's all good.