If it helps any the phone company we use at the office is called Skynet. 

Seriously, what if a moon turtle chokes on the plastic :(

Roland Emmerich finding out about this, two weeks before his “Something crazy is happening on the moon” disaster movie comes out:

“This isn’t about owning Asian women...”

Part of a job I used to have was ruling on appeals that people would send in about decisions my company made. This one law firm could never just write an appeal, they had to denigrate my company, my group, and me before actually getting to the appeal (which usually didn’t need to be written; they were running up their…

I’m not sure what stigma and shame have to do with making it illegal to knowingly infect someone else with a disease that will require a lifetime of treatment to manage. It’s conflating two entirely separate issues.

Actually, he’s made it impossible for the man to have a record. Found not guilty of all charges. No crime committed.

Sounds like he needs some broken legs. I’m sure she’s got male friends/family who could take care of this situation. I was raised without explicitly being told “don’t rape girls/women”, and made it to the ripe of age of “old as fuck”(read: 40) without having attempted to sexually assault anyone.

Honestly, if this was my daughter, they’d find this “kid” sitting in his car somewhere, with a bullet hole in his head.

I know one thing, Mr. Vaughn. If you need a hand taking care of business, send me an address and I’ve got your back. We CANNOT let rapists off the hook that easily, regardless what this judge thinks.

I have NO doubt, that judges that sympathize with rapists have done the exact same thing in their youth, never got caught, and also feel that it’s not wrong.

Let me take a wild guess what color the Defendant is.

I haven’t seen Uncut Gems either, but I wouldn’t really consider it a Sander movie. Its not one of the stupid comedies by his production company. It’s just a movie that he was cast in. I understand not liking his stupid comedies and therefore avoiding them, but is there a reason you would avoid his more dramatic…

Considering how much larger their return on the Pokemon investment was, I assume they think they can make more dedicating these resources toward a different game.

This “Machine Gun Kelly” would piss his pants if he ever ran into the real Machine Gun Kelly.

Zephyr Teachout? No one ever gets to make fun of AA names again.

2018 AG primary: James 40.3%, Teachout 31%

The best summary of the progress the LGBTQIA+ community has made is that so many people saw the headline “Elvira Comes Out” and for the most part, the reaction is basically “So?”

And she’s the rare famous person who WOULD have to explain who they are because she looks completely different when she’s out of costume/wig/make-up/heels.

I had a big crush on Sara Gilbert, who when she came out to her sister Melissa Gilbert, was told, “yeah, no shit”