They do share a mystic connection of some sort, don’t they?

He’s a status symbol, like footballers in Europe dating underwear models. She’s showing to the world, like, you see this? I own this boi.

Right?? Where is Ripley when we need her :S

I mean, if it were me, I’d be more concerned that I’m getting eggs that may have a genetic predisposition to cancer.

He’s my mother’s first cousin. Imagine how I feel. The resemblance is uncanny.

TBF he knows our eyes are upon him now. If he’d given him a similarly lax sentence, he’d have been pilloried for that, too. Kind of a no win situation.

They probably grew up on Pokemon

They are all scorching, by definition. I’m with these guys. 55F is room temperature for me. At 75 I am suffering.

Urban Minnesota. The only firearms I even hear about from people I know are longarms for hunting, and that’s not my crowd. I don’t think there’s a lot of people packing handguns outside of bangers on Rice Street.

It becomes a stranger’s business when their kid is under your supervision. I think it’s reasonable for you not to answer, so long as you understand that the stranger will draw their own conclusions and act accordingly.

I’m 28 years old and I’ve never just “encountered” a firearm. There’s no “pretending” here. Sure, tell them to avoid them, but you don’t need to take them to the gun range and habituate them to them to do that.

I hope you convinced him the lack of footage was a conspiracy.

I think that’s probably the line they’ve crossed in my mind.

That’s kinda mutual though tbh. We get stuck with ever-”upgrading” systems that don’t work, server maintenance whenever we try to do anything, and disbelief and condescension whenever we bring up something you broke. Thanks bros.

Ah, so these are 22 year old clowns getting thrown in there to break the teachers’ union. Yeah, suddenly I’m less sympathetic.

Agreed. Unless you’re a second language speaker or developmentally disabled, you should have your shit more in gear than that by 16. Who wouldn’t be frustrated by this level of effort?

I imagine they have to be.

Tank Girl was great, fuck you

that feel when your country gets better policy discussion at beauty pageants than actual presidential debates

Probably not a great idea in a pressurized cabin, but in general the idea may have merit.