They’re like street gangs for white college kids, a sort of destructive surrogate family. It’d probably be hard to totally stamp them out at the schools they dominate even if the university really tried.

Minority Greek organizations do seem to behave a bit differently and more responsibly in my experience, probably…

Seriously, nobody came after Eagles of Death Metal for the Paris attacks. How is this different?

Eh, we call chimps teaching each other how to crack nuts with rocks a culturally transmitted behavior. I don’t mean “culture” in the sense of fine etiquette.

Yeah, she’s got pipes, for real. She just hit the scene at peak Autotune when everyone was trying to be T-Pain.

As a man, I think your assessment is on target. Male culture has so much stigma against getting emotional because “that’s gay brah”. It’s absolutely oppressive and I find myself just thrashing against the cage bars sometimes. I’ve had two male friends in my life that are ride or die like that, but it’s so much easier…

Kool and the Gang?

Shift work is a killer for this stuff.

Octopit, I totally am pickin’ up and in agreement with what you puttin’ down ITT. It’s like people hit adulthood and the primary social unit becomes the couple, and they think it’s weird if you throw a large amount of emotional energy into a friendship. Like, I want the kind of friendship Karlie and Taylor have, you…

Too many decent teeth for England

Seriously dude, some of us live for chicks like this

tfw you will never caress Ashley Graham

brb liquor

My first mental image of Italy, honestly, is 60 minutes of Milan not playing very well before the riot police lose control and the fans start throwing road flares and smoke bombs. Make that, like, 40 minutes if they’re playing at Lazio. Is that just me?

TBH they’ve never really had a government that functioned without scandal, intrigue and confusion, even in Roman times. It’s just not their strong suit.

Man, he looks like shit.

Well that makes one of us.

I was assuming she was getting something in there for said dog.

That sounds like it has the potential to be a much more painful death.

She’s playing a local casino (Mystic Lake) and it’s like $120 for the tickets where you see her through a telescope. I wanna go but damn, how do people afford this stuff?

That’s the hidden brilliance, though. You know how when you get old your tattoos get droopy? You want a tattoo that’ll look even better that way. One of my college classmates got a tattoo of a sloth; that thing’s going to be on fleek even half a century down the road. This whale is going to look whalier all the time.

I keep thinking she looks like Alex Morgan (the soccer player for Orlando/USWNT).