You think someone who’s ok with a fake marriage to outfox ICE is going to care about adding bigamy on top of that?

Definitely considered it when I was trying to stay in Canada after grad school.

Always suspected it was just a poor translation.

Taco Bell is the big man on the block. McD’s gonna sweat them first.

There was an open-air zoo in Saigon I visited like that; it was a breath of fresh air to not see the critters caged up. But Saigon has a climate that works for that. I’m from Minnesota and we, like, don’t; we have every kind of weather except good.

I think that was a really good response. I’ve heard this distinction…

Yeah, bit close to home for me at least.

So he’s like that Kony guy

You know, there’s a club jam there for anyone who wanted to make it. Given the Caribbean pirate vibe, you could go reggaeton. Put yo hands together fo dem fairies

Speaking as someone who’s experienced depression, sometimes you almost have to take a jocular manner to talk about it, because if you can’t joke about it, it becomes that much harder to handle. I can totally imagine the driver saying that and Chelsea laughing at the joke, never realizing there’s something behind it.…

There was a gif going around at one point of a chimpanzee gesturing to a zoo visitor, pantomiming how to open the door to let him out. Fucking chilling. This is a prison for a being not all that different from us.

Stoked for the new album. Only saw them live once, but they were damn good.

I think it’s telling of the lack of faith in our own political system that fighting abroad seems an easier, more seductive prospect.

Also recall he did 9/11 and IIRC also spent time in a Russian prison. The frog is trouble.

That’s Chris Hansen.

It’s been like 20 years since that song came out. Yall need to let it go

Have you listened to Treacherous or Sparks Fly? She definitely has a carnal side; she just doesn’t talk about it directly.

Did the cat like it?

Yeah, I feel you. I’m a straight dude in my mid 20s, so people totally don’t see the Swiftie fanaticism coming. They think I’m joking or being ironic for the first 30 seconds or so. And I am not 100% sure how I got here. I didn’t even know any of her stuff until after Speak Now was out.

too long, didn’t read

Tools is definitely the right word