cartoonivore
Cartoonivore
cartoonivore

Incredibly stupid. Even if Biden was a nonfunctioning drooling vegetable permanently residing in a hospital bed you get your ass out there, vote, and stop Trump.

You don’t understand my line of thinking, let me explain it for you.

Well she’s on his ticket, and will be next in line if he croaks. I think you should still cast your vote for him, since you would cast one for her.

Man finds himself in trolley problem, decides that no one is owed his hand on the lever.

Trolls, choke on your own fascism.

Biden is an acceptable candidate. If he gets sick or too infirm to serve, he has a Vice President.

“But Biden is old....”

Meanwhile Clooney will be on Colbert explaining, like Sarandon, how little power and influence he has.

Had to replace “but her emails” eventually :/

Next year when Trump is President and the Supreme Court strikes down gay marriage, “...but he had a bad debate...”

Pretty sure he did talk about how his performance was disappointing and not great.  Like, the next night too.

That’s certainly a take.  Not, like, a good one, but it is one!

I won’t vote at all if these two are the choices

“If there’s not a candidate I like, all of you can burn in a fascist hell for all I care because I don’t.”

Oh gee, a mega wealthy guy that lives in a giant mansion in Italy so he can safely be removed from the consequences of a disastrous US election for four years (or realistically given Project 2025, for the rest of his dumb smug life) has some thoughts about how he’d like that election to go? Dooooo go on.

The people of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” didn’t gather in the square between the post office and the bank around ten o’clock on June 27th just for Awkwafina to bastardize their holy tradition 70 years later.

Now let’s go after the rich assholes who buy this stuff.

Well... That’s an option - an extreme one, but an option no less. Anything that deters the poachers is a-ok in my book!