Mix it up. Have them get lost in suburbia. 

And it’s covered in blood despite every single weapon in Star Wars instantly cauterizing all wounds. 

It’s less of a Rainbow Road and more of a Bi-way.

Naruto Live-Action Movie In The Works

And 27 years later, they are still repurposing those Mobile Infantry costumes for every single mid to low budget sci-fi movie and tv show.

Back in the Wii era, Nintendo experimented with a system that would activate if the player failed too many time in a game and offer to, effectively, play the game itself until such time that the player felt conformable taking over again. At the time they got a lot of backlash for this, both from gamers and other…

“Also you guys are like a family to me and I’d never let any of you go for the sake of the bottom line!”

It sounds like this game was focused tested to death. 

Man, those quips got old fast. There’s something to be said for Nintendo’s penchant for having characters speak in unintelligible gibberish that can be tailored for maximum appeal.  

Over saturate the market with content of wildly inconsistent quality? Sonic would never!

“This is truly the Xbox apocalypse”

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“I didn’t get a Harrumph outta that guy!”

Well, I mean, yeah. Most people ripoff things that are already successful because it’s easier and less risky than trying to creating something original and hoping it becomes a success in its own right, but I don't think that makes it any better. 

I would imagine the people being ripped off. 

Well, it’s an everything else ripoff, so why not?

To all the people who assured me that the merger was an undisputedly good thing… well, you were absolutely right. I’m sorry I ever doubted you.

Meh, I’ll wait for the re-making of documentary.

“It is a FARgate! Get it? It goes far! It is totally different from the one in that movie or that hit syndicated tv show based on the movie which I have also never seen so how could I have copied it! We can give it a wheelchair and a mohawk if you need help!”

It’s amazing to me that for so many years, the games industry was obsessed with making video games into art, and now they’re obsessed with making them anything but art.