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Rule of Acquisition Number 109: “Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.” 

Rule of Acquisition Number 285: “No good deed ever goes unpunished.” 

King Kong has a secret weapon. If the writer likes him more, they’ll just write, “King Kong wins!” And then King Kong wins. Nothing Godzilla can do to stop that.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Considering that they wrote 12 fucking scripts for that stupid FNAF movie that was supposed to come out 2 years ago but kept getting delayed because apparently no one in Hollywood “got” the creator’s artistic visions, I’m not surprised someone’s trying to recoup those losses.

“If everyone is Han Solo, then no one is Han Solo.”

Got it. No more Cap’n Crunch in the commissary. 

Correction: Sauron persuaded Celebrimbor to create the rings of power, and created the One Ring himself, before the fall of Numenor, not after. Following Sauron’s war on the Elves, he was captured by the Numenorians and taken back to their island nation as a prisoner. There, he used his powers of persuasion to… Read more

I’d take a whack at it.

Is this show any good? I heard the first few episodes got mixed to negative reviews and I never bothered to check and see if it got any better.

And then also bites down on a rock without hesitation.

Yeah, I imagine being a conspiracy theorist in the Pokemon Universe would be really boring. All the good ones are taken. Read more

The second Nintendo showed Microsoft the art direction for the Wind Waker, Microsoft would have canceled the game, given the series to another developer, and never let Nintendo make another Zelda game ever again.

IIRC, they’re mostly left to their own devices, within reason, of course. Read more

Amateur Batman Dislocates His Own Shoulder and Breaks His Own Wrist

I guess not. Because the version I saw had Tiana as a workaholic, single-mindedly dedicated to her dream of owning a restaurant at the expense of her social and love life. I mean, she even has a song about how she doesn’t need friends or fun, she’s going to do it all by herself. 

It’s weird how this is almost the exact same arc that Tiana had in The Princess and the Frog. It’s like Disney and Pixar think having ambition is bad if your black.

So it’s another movie about how white people are better at being black than black people. Great. Now I’m really looking forward to Pixar’s first gay movie where we all learn that straight people are better at being gay than gay people.