Fuck David Cage

The OP complained that we haven’t gotten a new F-Zero in years, but keep getting Mario Karts (and Mario Parties). If they hadn’t mentioned Mario Kart at all, I would’ve replied differently; but they did, and while I don’t like that Nintendo is so conservative when it comes to new installments of beloved franchises (I…

F-Zero sold well. Mario Kart sells astronomically. I want another F-Zero too, but the math is on the board.

So he’s not religious or spiritual but he believes in God and regularly attends church, and he’s not homophobic but he’s turning a blind eye to homophobia because he likes his church and his pastor and homophobia doesn’t really affect him. Got it.

Plus, the other old ways to play S3 have the correct, banger music for Ice Cap, Carnival Night, and Launch Base

And most importantly: Campion? Campion? Father where is Campion? CAMPION!!!!

SHOW US THE FUCKING TREES ALREADY!!!!

They’ve tried something new with virtually every 3D entry. Lack of new direction isn’t the issue, lack of effort and quality control is. Much as I was excited about the open world prospect, this footage makes me think nothing has changed on the latter front.

I hope they are just straight-up flat polygon Mario 64 trees that rotate as you walk around them.

ASAB

They really needed to spend some time looking at female powerlifters and not bikini/figure competitors. Girl got tiny legs. should be strapping like Meg:

As long as he named it “Metroid_Prime_Logo-Final-final53.ai” then he’s still my hero

Are you making an argument that the Over the Shoulder pose was the only thing that was ever sexy or portrayed as sexy about Tracer? And that by removing it they both permanently and purposedfully removed any trace of her attractiveness from the game?

Really depends on which way you’re taking that shot. It was popular because they used posing and framing to make her tiny butt look enormous, enough that people still so fervently think she has a massive dumper that they’re willing to go yell on twitter about it to this very day. It wasn’t celebrating slim women, it…

“Listen, Russia should be allowed to invade and occupy a sovereign nation, bomb schools and hospitals, and murder thousands upon thousands of innocent people in horrific manners to further the interests of Vladimir Putin and line the pockets of Russian billionaires, because the US has done shitty things too.” Yep,…

“Mainly what I regret is that I directed it, because I am a terrible hack who ruins everything I touch.”

always worth mentioning. “get gud” is misused by gatekeepers, and its annoying, you should nurture beginners, not kick them. real get good is a cheer, an encouragement.

I stopped playing a couple weeks ago—just wasn’t enjoying myself anymore, too much of the game felt like a step backward to make up for the things I did like—but I’m heartened to see somebody with clout and a voice speak out against that toxic “git gud” mentality. Maybe it’ll get through to some people.