cartoonivore
Cartoonivore
cartoonivore

We need to change the conversation on Tom Nook to one of celebration.
In every game, this man(raccoon) gives you a home FOR FREE. All he asks is that you pay him back for it if you want an even better home. Even if you view this as a loan, it’s a zero percent interest, zero penalty loan. He never mentions it again

Tom Nook buys things that shouldn’t be worth much at all from you for hundreds of bells each. He loans you money with no expectation of being paid back and charges no interest.

If he’s a capitalist. He’s really bad at it and he’s certainly not ripping people off.

The Racoon in this game is clearly the worse of the two.

I really try not to swear but I have to say something.  F*** this president, f*** his followers, and f*** those who either stay neutral or defend their actions.

My first choice in the primary is now the #2 on the ticket. I’ll take the win.

You posted for the first time in eight years for THAT?  

Ah yes, the most dastardly of smear campaigns: quoting the offender verbatim, and in context!

“I’m cool with racism and homophobia.” - Supernoper, August 10, 2020

might as well burn all art and media before the 1980s then

Jesus christ somebody please fire the people in charge of naming their consoles.

This. I just finished The Last of Us Part 2 and then jumped into Paper Mario The Origami King right after. This is 2 drastically different games, obviously. But it got me thinking that you can give me the best animations in the industry with ultra-realistic environments and i will enjoy it, but i must admit that

when blockbusters like The Last of Us Part II can take upward of six years to get out the door

Oh, John Boyne is THE WORST about this, and he’s had lots of practice responding to massive, glaring and obvious inaccuracies in his books. The fact that he’s receiving this criticism well and not responding with the threat of lawsuit is only because he’s not being criticized by a trans person. This is how he handled m

Every VP in the history of ever was running for president. Biden has been running for president since the goddamn 80s and throughout the Obama presidency. Preparation and ambition are to be rewarded as long as they are accompanied by testicles.

I don’t know why this needs to be said, but Byleth isn’t a real person who made the decision to dress themselves. The point made by the OP is valid because it was some designer out there who made the decisions to dress a character or have them stand in a way that would widely be considered sexualized. Some people may

SIR THIS IS A WENDY’S!!!

The Mighty Garrthox (ALL COWER BEFORE HIS MIGHT) would never sully his dark majesty with this trash’s visage.

It’s not a talking point. Nintendo knows, they don’t need Kotaku to tell them. If you want something to be secret, you don’t announce it to people and post it on Github.

Yikes, now there’s a hot take you don’t see in literally every article about a mod or cool ROM hack. 

Blood for the Blood God 2020

I’m not thrilled about his “exsanguinate the young” policy, but at least he tells it like it is and won’t take my guns and cheeseburgers, unlike that shrill AOC.