Introducing: Meta-Metacritic

Sonic fans announce pending formation of better, more heartfelt and well crafted union. 

Just like the term from which the series takes its name, it’s an indeterminate line in the distance that can never be reached. 

It doesn’t help that NBC Universal owns both Illumination and now DreamWorks. In fact, Illumination is the one making the next Shrek movie, so you can say it is the “Home of Shrek” now.

Sounds like the perfect project for him. An entire movie about a guy reacting to scary images on a screen.

Guess Sega wants to look more appealing for when they’re inevitably gobbled up.

Twenty shitty things for maybe 4 or 5 good ones is pretty much how everything in life goes.

And closer to some other body part of god….

*gently holds*

Sony Pictures executives on suicide watch.

“Thank-a you so much-a for to watching my film!”

It will be interesting to see this character dynamic play out if and when they introduce his son in a potential follow up.

They don’t leave much to the imaginat... hmmm... well, maybe they do....

Yes, but the red suited version is the most popular modern interpretation of the character in the western world. To the point that even people who don’t associate the red with the color brand of a soft drink still prefer it. 

Last time I checked, Santa Claus was still a thing.

“I knew this day would come... I just hope you can replace me with something as educational and as uplighting as I tried to be...”

“And remember, if the women don’t find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy!”

“And I know a lot about obvious disappointing behavior for almost 30 years!”

“Now who’s laughing?! Now who’s laughing?! Now who’s laughing?!”