Yeah, I bet they want Link’s “Meat Arrow!”

It wasn't for Microsoft, apparently. 

I’ve always said Smash fans are shitty but this is ridiculous! 

“Russian hackers, FUCK OFF!”

Or maybe they just weren’t very good….

I may be an old man, (in fact I’m fairly sure I am) but do the kids these days still play the Five Knights with the Frankie? 

Yes. It is.

Possibly for not wanting to impede on someone expressing their pride in their home country of El Salvador. 

But hey! At least they blew up Romulus… so… there’s that….

It seems like every other week I’m learning about a new “King” (or Queen) of Twitch.”

After having successfully killed Super Smash Bros. its work is now finished and it can sail away from these shores, peacefully, into the west.  

So... pretty much the exact same twist at the beginning as the first God of War sequel. 

People always love to say, “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately  explained by stupidity.”

“Jesus loves the people we hate.”

Yeah, me too.

Thank you. Now I know I don’t need to take anything you says seriously anymore.

Then why are you even here talking to me? Why don’t you do us both a favor and stop.

Okay, this is the last time I’m going to respond to one of these same comments trying to excuse buying this game with “no ethical consumption under capitalism.” After this I’m just going to start dismissing you.

You want someone to tell you you’re still a good person even though you did a bad thing then go somewhere else.