Now I want a prequel all about Mario and Luigi as struggling small business owners in Brooklyn and Queens.

Uh huh. And if so, what then? Will that satisfy you or are you going to shift the goal post again?

No, because it doesn’t.

You know, I’m going to show you how much of a nice guy I am by letting you have the last word in this conversation. So go one. I look forward to reading it.

I guess I should spend more time telling people how amazing they aren’t?

And yet, somehow, I’m surprisingly unaffected by that opinion of yours. Kinda makes this whole thing a waste of time, huh?

My lack of purchase makes me a better person than everyone who made a purchase. If that bothers you then it also makes me a better person than you. 

Well, at least I didn’t purchase and play a video game that financially supports an outspoken anti-trans bigot and then try to claim that I was a good person for doing so. So that’s one way I’m not a shitty person. And I’m okay with that.

Yeah, choosing your own enjoyment and profit over showing a modicum of support for marginalized people is a bad thing.

I’m going to level with you. I don’t much care for it when people try to police my rhetoric. I have no interest in altering my tone to be more appealing to the kind of people who prefer I not say anything as opposed to saying it politely. Because what those kind of people are really asking is that I say it in a manner…

Funny, I never said you said you were going to buy it either.

I’m such an incredible bag of dicks that it apparently compels you to be an even bigger bag of dicks by going out and hurting trans people by financially supporting a transphobe.

No, please. Get into the meat of this argument.

And to think, when the bar for being bad is so low it’s literally not playing a video game, and you can’t even reach that.

I am aware that:

Okay…

It’s news to me too since I said “play” not “buy.”

I’m assuming you’re being ironic on purpose?

And to think, all you would need to do to help them is NOT to play a video game, and you couldn’t even not do that.