They’re going around saying that the recently deceased Diamond of Diamond and Silk fame died of the vaccine she very publicly refused to take. So apparently the vaccine is so deadly it can kill people that didn’t even get it.

Then that seems like something you would get rid of in an adaption to a medium that doesn't require that consideration. 

I never understood why monsters in sci-fi make an annoying clicking sound. It seems like all it would do is give away their presence and make it easier for their prey to run away. Animals that use echolocation do so at a frequency that their prey typically can't hear specifically to avoid this problem. 

I’d say you should be more worried about aliens resurrecting an army of dead people to stop humanity from inevitably inventing the solaronite bomb and destroying the universe.

Some say that pirates steal, and should be feared and hated. I say they’re victims of bad press, it’s all exaggerated! They’d never stab you in the back, they’d never lie or cheat, they’re just about the nicest folk you’d ever want to meet! 

I... I don’t understand...

It’s taken 16 years for someone to tweet this.

I still have a hard time even remembering that we’re actually at the PS5.

Oh... everything is a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure rip-off.

Yeah, learned all that the hard way just these past few months. Got a clear case for the 14, and it cracked after a single short drop. Then I got a silicon case and parts of it are already starting to break off. Won’t be trying for the leather case now.

“What if we rebrand Skull and Bones as an Assassin’s Creed game?”

It’s every single zombie movie ever made meets The Road.

I didn’t say that. I typed it.

It’s nice to see that Video Games are still the safety school of failed would be filmmakers.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Not that low dangling, apparently.

So once again, Nintendo’s lawyers torpedo another promising fan game…

No, the text being problematic makes the text problematic.

Well you seemed to care very much, considering it took you three paragraphs to emphasize how much you didn’t.

It’s something I’m disinterested in right now, because I haven’t seen or heard anything about the project that sounds particularly interesting to me.