I wish the final forms were a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.

Dear god, they are SO desperate for a franchise over there....

Him blue guy.

The real question for me is, when it comes time to make another Sonic game, will the devs take the criticism of this game and try to improve upon it in a direct sequel, or will they completely throw out the formula and start all over again with a fresh take?

Now we’ll never find out who’s line was it anyways.

If you can’t have people of color in your fantasy world, then that means your fantasy is a world without people of color.

Also if the punishment is just a fine they can easily pay with cash they dig out of their sofa, how does it serve as a deterrent? 

April 9th, 1865

This is how you know Microsoft is in it for the games and not for the money.

This whole story has been nothing but depressing from start to finish.

Number 26: Whatever the hell is going on with the formatting of this article....

This year I’ve decided to invest in pumpkins. They’ve been going up the whole month of October. And if my predictions are correct, they’ll peak right around January, then BOOM! That’s when I’ll crash in!

Or, alternatively, River AND Keanu could still be alive and Perry have died instead. Everyone knows that guy ain’t getting no in memorium at the Oscars.

They’ve come a long way from the blatant Breath of the Wild knockoff with predatory gatcha mechanics that everyone hated, apparently.

I think the resolution is when he goes bankrupt after realizing the profits from selling donkeys that used to be children to salt mines and circuses doesn’t offset the cost of running an amusement park on a private island that doesn’t charge for admission or concessions. 

I’m sure this is just Disney gearing people up for their inevitable rehabilitative, origin story reimagining, live action movie, Frollo.

“You have to understand, at the time I thought I could buy a cage, or a least a mask.”

I am not into “costumed play” I am into costumed business!

Is there something about running a company that turns people into complete monsters or are complete monsters just naturally drawn to run companies?

That it’s an inherently predatory practice that preys on people with poor impulse control by enticing them to spend money they otherwise wouldn’t on pointless digital things that they don’t even get to own and can’t do anything with, with little to no recourse to recoup their losses in the event of buyers remorse,…